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Hello my name is
Ewok. I'm a Yorkie-Poo. Most people think that I am cute and |
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Look in my eyes, you can see how smart I am. I know when you are angry or tense. To release your emotions, I will steal your shoes, eat your mail or devour your Liz Claiborne Purse. | |
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My Beta pack member, Lynn doesn't understand that I am in charge. Sometimes, she thinks that I am a monster. She gets mad at me and puts me in the puppitentairy. I am the one who keeps away the men in brown who bring boxes. I protect her from those humans who walk by the house. |
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She's a pretty good Beta, except I wish she would kill more chicken, marrow bones and ground sirloin for me. She spends much too much time at the computer writing for newspapers and colorful papers. I want her to spend more time playing with me. But you see, I get back at her. When the newspaper comes, I eat it or pee on it and claim it as mine. | |
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If you want to contact me, e-mail my beta Lynn at lwriter@charter.net.
May your water bowl always be filled and may you sniff many wonderful smells on your path of
life. My favorite links for humans: Lynn Walford Home Page, Make Money with Your PC, Feel-Goodies™, Freelance Writer NOW, My Beta's Resume, Microsoft Reader, Adobe Acrobat, and My House. |
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